I learn something every day! Today, listening to different federal congressonal people and
Senator Jim DeMint especially , I learned that rich people are the safety net for poor people.
Here’s how the US economic safety net works:
If rich people don’t have enough money, there are too few jobs for poor people. That's the problem in the USA right now. Not enough rich people are rich enough so there aren't enough jobs and unemployed poor people are getting even poorer. Poor people are getting so poor that they are real poor, broke, indigent, without health care, without homes, you see them at intersections with cardboard signs asking for money. Uhhhgg!
The solution is clear.
The rich people don’t have enough money.
So, Solution is, get more money to the rich people. As quick as possible or the nation will go broke.
The way to get more money to rich people quick is to cut the federal tax rate on rich people.
With lower federal taxes, rich people get richer. Quick!
Every rich person who gets richer knows the drill. The job drill.
As the rich get richer they automatically spawn jobs. They can’t help it. The jobs are spawned because what the rich do with their increased richness is expand the businesses that made them rich. If the rich are rich because they never had a business but inherited the richness, well, then they create a brand new business. They know the drill. That’s what rich people have to do.
The rich don’t know what else to do with their extra richness.
They don’t know about off shore banks, and they don’t buy houses in Loire with tennis courts. The only thing the rich know about is hiring the poor. Jobs. Jobs. Jobs.
Now as the poor are hired by the rich, the poor get richer. The poor begin to pay their bills and begin to become rich. As the poor get rich the poor create businesses which hire lots of other poor people. Then there aren’t any more poor people. Too many jobs!
So the rich people who put all their money into the chicken processing plant in Southern Ohio have to go to immigration and get a special permit to import
Guatemalans to chop their chickens. They have to hire cheap labor because the rich need to create jobs at any cost. Note: The rich do not use computer controlled robots in the chicken house.
But the Guatemalan’s work for so little eagerly that the rich chicken chop shop owners get even richer. As they get richer they have to start another business because they know the drill. Jobs. They have to create jobs to give back. The rich know the drill.
Since they can’t get any more Guatemalans into the country because of INS rules, the rich have to go offshore. The rich don’t really want to go off shore to create jobs, but they have too go. Jobs. They can’t stop. They can’t help it.
So the rich go to China. Lots of poor people in China. Lots of people to provide a safety net for.
The rich go to China. To create jobs in China. The rich are the Chinese safety net too.
That’s what jobs are.
Jobs are the generosity of the rich.
Jobs are how the rich give back to everyone.
Thank God for the rich. I hope they all get richer. Then I’ll be rich too.
Thank God. I need a job.