[1]You have to feel for restaurant owners in Cleveland. They pay through the nose for water and sewer usage service, property taxes, etc. Now, City Council is allowing clown cars (food trucks) to drive around the city and steal their business and has outlawed certain ingredients. Next, council members are going after sugar-filled sodas.
In the near future, residents should watch their mail for notices from the Cleveland Politburo of where and when all good comrades are to report for mandatory morning exercises. Widescreen monitors will broadcast Comrade Joe "Slim" Cimperman's calisthenics and loyalty retraining videos.
Bo Temniuk, Put-in-Bay